Mean Girls, Bullies, and Bitches That Hit You In The Face: A Tutorial On How To Deal With Mean Girls

Haters will always hate. Players will always play. And me? Well I can always be counted on to get the last word--or at least profit from other people’s mean-spirited shenanigans in a totally self-serving, Jon-Stewart-Show kind of way.

Facebook and Break-ups: It Is What It Is.

Break-ups suck for all parties involved. It really doesn’t matter whether you are the the dumpee or the dumper. You can be the cheater, the liar, or the naïve one. You can participate in the “mutual break-up” which we all know is a sham. The heartbreaker or the heartbroken. When dealing with break-ups, God is great, beer is good, and people are batshit crazy.

When Parents Facebook Chat

Let me premise this by saying my mother isn’t illiterate. Nor is she is technologically challenged. In fact, she’s a pretty smart lady. When I was younger, she could be counted on to solve our computer calamities, fumble around with our entertainment system until it blared backstreet boys, and was the only person who knew how to change the batteries in my Furby.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

What Does The New Facebook Pages Upgrade Mean For Businesses?

Facebook gave Facebook Pages a much-needed overhaul earlier today by introducing an array of new features, many of which will provide businesses with better ways to use Facebook to the fullest. Although most of the new features will excite social media gurus, others such as the absence of the favored Static FBML Box for Page customization and Facebook’s new ability to list posts it finds the most relevant first may be met with opposition. Overall though, the Pages makeover fixes a whole host of issues that we’ve taken note of before in the past. Take a look at some of the new features and how they will make it easier for your business to use Facebook. Read my full article on the New Facebook Pages Upgrade at my firm's blog: Netvantage Marketing Blog




Monday, February 7, 2011

Made In Detroit

I’m not a huge football fan. It is even more difficult to get stirred when I have no personal stake in either team’s win—Black and yellow, green and yellow, I don’t really care as long as I have an excuse to consume greasy goodies. Therefore, the Superbowl held little excitement for me besides the promise of fried chicken wings, potentially some pigs in blankets, and the prospect a few epic commercials.

There I sat, munching on wheat thins topped with undisclosed dip, waiting for something to WOW me. No, not an interception or a historic catch, instead, I was patiently waiting for a commercial to remember. In all, I was less than impressed with the turnout. Some were a little funny, a few were slightly original, but nothing made me spit out my meatballs and pay close attention. I got up, took a shower, wandered around, and drove home. I missed the actual playing of the commercial that would have made me choke on my Ritz crackers. Luckily, Twitter was all abuzz with the lowdown on the commercial I had missed—the one that was a tribute to my hometown. Late last night, I Youtubed it.

 

"I've got a question for you. What does this city know about luxury, huh? What does a town that's been to hell and back know about the finer things in life? Well, I'l tell you: more than most. You see, it's the hottest fires that make the hardest steel. Add hard work and conviction, and the knowhow that runs generations deep in every one of us. That's who we are. That's our story. Now it's probably not the one you've been reading in papers, the one being written by folks who've never even been here and don't know what we're capable of. Because when it comes to luxury, it's as much about where it's from as who it's for. Now we're from America, but this isn't New York City, nor the Windy City, nor Sin City, and we're certainly no one's Emerald City...This is the Motor City, and this is what we do."

WOW. It still gives me goose bumps. It almost convinces me to buy a Chrysler. Almost. And yes, cliche as it may be, it gives me a bit of pride when I say, I was made in Detroit.

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