|This is my favorite dinosaur.|
When was the last time Usher got something this important wrong? Never. (My money-or lack there of- is on this Jay Sean character. Who I think is actually Jason Derulo, but I can’t be sure because they are the same person. That was me talking in a literal circle.)
|I have included a picture of Jay Sean seemingly aloof and alone at his end of the world party.|
So, in the event there was mass chaos and rampant anarchy spreading throughout the mother land, I can’t imagine any place I’d rather be than posted up in a Taco Bell. Drunk. Eating Bean burritos. With dubstep pulsating through the drive-thru speakers. Nothing says extinction like getting drunk and reading Taco Bell hot sauce packets until you cannot stand. If Britney had to re-film that Until the World Ends video, I could make an excellent case for why being in a sewer drain pales in comparison to a soft shell taco and #4. After ten shots. I’d preferably like to be accompanied by someone entertaining like the Geico gecko or my friend Ashley, but honestly, the more the merrier. You’re all invited.